Things you did at skool - skulldugery

[dogz_uk]

'When I was young and they packed me off to school with a half arsed smile and the book of rules' (Jethro Tull - Aqualung)

Where do I start?

Ok, Primary skool. Decided with a mate of mine to burn the place down. Not a good thing to start a fire in the toilets by setting alight to all the hand towels but we did. The skool had to be evacuated but unfortunately for us 'partners in crime' one of us forgot to take our names off one off the pages that we had learnt in earlier lessons. We got got sussed. Opppsss.

Secondary skool. Now this get funnier as the years went on. Throwing water balloons outta the window. Accidentally killing the skools guinea pig - which I was supposed to be looking after.Watching the skools deputy head's wig getting blown off in the skool playground. Dismantling the new skool as they built it. I nicked the speakers from the tannoy system. Unscrewed the new doors so that when you opened them they fell off! Nicked the (secondary keys) for the new cupboards. And nicked half of the stuff they put in it!! One thing was a 'slinky' the spring thing that used to go downstairs. Picking it off the shelve, I only managed to grab the top of it! The result was that halfway down the stairs the rest of the spring overtook me as I was doing a runner!

Metal work or Typing???[I]

Simples! Typing. Why??? How many girls do metal work LOL. Blew up a rubber johnny and stuck it on teachers desk, much to her surprise. A mate of mine, who had the same idea about typing bought in a cocktail of spirits, vodka, gin, rum etc, an hour and a half later we were falling off the chair in fits of laughter. A few weeks later we were having a quick smoke (at the back of the class - fag out of the window). Teacher sort of sussed us, but as we were near the the metal work room, I told her that were doing a bit of welding ROFL.

Maths or Marsh mellows?

What a cow of a teacher we had! A strict bastard she was!!! Slapped me around the head once wearing her rings that doubled up as knuckle dusters. My partner in crime, from the typing, had a big bag of marsh mellows. They were soon being thrown around the classroom behind teachers back. We then found that, if half eaten, they stuck to the walls. Of course they eventually fell off but this gave me an idea. Sling 'em on the ceiling! The result was hilarious. At certain times a marsh mellow fell down - unfortunately (for the girl ROFL) one fell in her hair. Oh how we laughed.

[Ratty_uk]

Er i never really done any thing bad... but

Our old tutor in high school was so annoying we used to play a prank on him every friday... only till one friday we thru talc over his blazer and he went mental saying we had to pay for his dry cleaning bill so as a class we decided we shouldnt play pranks on him any more.


To be honest i used to bunk or get kicked out of class more than i was in them ....

One time me and my mate got caught bunking by a truency officer! we got away with it thou cos we gave fake names and told them the wrong year we was in , the silly woman told us to go back to school with out even walking us back , did we go back ? no fooking way! (btw i dont think my parents know about this time but they do now lol)

Another time bunking we was hanging around a park smoking when we saw one of the teachers helpers walking their dogs , me and my mate legged it and tried to climb over a fence into some ones garden , only for me to get stuck on the fence! took me about 10 mins to get down!!

OOO ooo another time me and my mate snuck into our music teachers office to knick some blank tapes. Only to find the tape wasnt blank and had my music teacher and her husband singing and playing the drums ( btw my music teacher could not sing !) We hit jack pot and found something i felt my music teacher didnt want to be heard , what did we do WE PLAYED THE THING TO ANY ONE AND EVERY ONE!

I also got expelled for writing in a note to my mate that my teacher looked like she was stoned and smelt funny , only for that teacher to find the letter!

[FreeSpirit]

i was never naughty in primary school , secondary school thats where the fun started --i used to bunk all the time as most kids did even exam time i was legging it back to school trying to put my school uniform back on to sit my exams

got caught by one of the teachers going through the personal files of students i found in the cupboard , used to do the usual shit and nick stuff

used to cover my hands in pvc glue (fishy smelling glue) and peel it all off again --that was quite good lol

also errrrm used to sniff poppers off our school tie's, me and my best m8 andrea, no wonder why we didnt learn anything


one of the funniest moments ill never forgot it , was me and my m8 karen was bunking off school and whilst my mum and dad were at work we used to come and chill out at home , my dad come home for lunch one day , so me and karen took all the draws out of my cabin bed and hid under the bed , put the draws back in and waited patiently till he buggered off again, my dad's dog oddball nearly gave us a way as he kept on sniffing and wouldnt leave us alone , if i remember my dad shouting theres no one up there which me and karen started to giggle ,we used to go hiding in her attic eating sweets etc or over this field we used to call the big tits (not so big now lol ) and forging our absence letters

[virusqueen]

Well i got detention on my second day of secondary school for getting caught smoking in the girls loo's.......

We used to bully first years into watching the doors while we had a fag until one day they buggered off and we got caught red handed.

My most memorable 'getting away with it' was one day there was 16 of us in room 6 bogs and the first year called that Mrs Sutton (scary dinner lady) was fast approaching, 2 of the others ran in 2 of the 3 cubicles which left 13 of us with no where to run......so with a stroke of genius, 13 of us all piled in 1 cubicle, i sat on the loo with my pants down, and the other 12 stood on the loo seat around me and on the back of the cistern and 2 on the toilet roll holder......Mrs Sutton poked her head under the door and only saw me so mumbled something along the lines of 'ill catch them yet' and went......dont know if theres a world record within schools for the amount of smokers you can fit in 1 loo, but if there is we broke it lol.

Was admitedly a bit of a cow at school, not one to be messed with, was always in the heads office getting my arse skinned alive......spent an awful lot of time in the school pond outside the heads window.....she used to put us in there to make examples out of us, one day me and my mate were in there all dinner....mrs dean moved out of her office and my mate lit a fag LMAO.

In the end the teachers gave up and told us that it we wanted to smoke we had to go on the playing fields as the toilets were now starting to smell really bad......result.

I never bunked off school at all.....i went everyday and then bunked off the lessons and we used to hide in the schools youth club.

I was happy to leave school but bloody missed it when i had........regret now not making an effort as i know if i hadnt fallen in with the wrong crowd i probably would have got a lot higher marks than i did.

[Ratty_uk]

Oh yes smoking!! we used to hide up the back of the school field and have look outs with code words to warn us a teacher was coming , until they decided to put camara's up there so we moved to another part of the field , oh yes they couldnt catch us!

I just remembered another time when my sister michelle used to work not far from my school and she used to come and pick me up at lunch , to go out of school premises you needed a card from your parents but i didnt have one so mrs gotch appraoched me and michelle as we was about to drive off. We had to try and blag i had a dentist apt and i forgot to bring a note in and it worked!

We also used to bunk and go hide up zoe's flat , whoops did i just say that!

I too spent most my time in the head teachers office for argueing with the teachers , i got kicked out my english lessons for asking for a rubber or something silly , the teacher just didnt like me cos i used to talk back to her as you do lol i there for wasnt allowed back into english classes till my parents signed a contract to say i would be good!! we even made a grown male teacher cry and run off to the heads office!

i enjoyed those days so much funily enough lol

[Gussie]

Omg what a bunch of Hooligans you all were!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was a goody goody for most of it
Oh well umm apart from when I set my mate up with a note that Teacher got hold of in class. I was 10 at the time. He got the cane for it but somehow it got back to being me who did it so I got the cane too - oops!
Oh yes, there was the time that we built a camp in the wood by the playground - that was soooo cool until I decided that it would be fine to have a real fire in the camp. Two hours later and no camp and most of the wood gone as well (phew didnt get caught for that one). I was 11 at the time. The Fire Brigade reckoned one of the Teachers had flicked a butt into the wood and that was what caused the fire!
There was another time when I was a Prefect when I was open to bribery. I used to dish out punishments that could be cancelled for a chocolate bar. I was 13 at the time (and it wasnt the only time I did this)

At Senior School, I was a goody goody for most of the time as well.
Oh well umm apart from the time I accidentally mixed the wrong chemicals in Chemistry and nearly blew the Lab up - plenty of blackened faces tho. I got away with that cos someone suggested the labels had been swapped on the bottles (they hadnt but as i had dropped the bottles, who could tell!!!) I was 14 at the time.
Oh yes there was the time I was in the Biology lab and we were looking at reptiles - I dont like snakes but managed to accidentally on purpose drop a Boa Constrictor on the floor - Christ they can move when they want to!! That caused mayhem for half an hour he he (a postscript to that was someone else draped a Boa round my neck which frightened the life out of me) I was 15 at the time.
There was the time I had been made a prefect and, just as before, I was open to bribery. It was noticed that I was putting on wieght for no apparent reason (ha ha I knew lol) I managed to have my prefect status removed for a time because I got caught smoking in the Boathouse by a teacher who reckoned I could have burnt the place down (umm!!) I didnt tho. I got my revenge on him because I was in charge of the Boat maintenance group. Whenver he wanted to use a boat for rowing practice (the school did rowing like Oxford and Cambridge) it would be in pieces! I was a bastards to him, he knew it but couldnt do anything about it.Iin the end he recommended me to be Head of River at the School (it was considered a great honour) and so the war ended. I was 17

Oh well, looking back, I guess I was as much a Hooligan at School as the rest of you lol

I wasnt much better at College but thats another story!

Gussie aka Smokinggussie given up smoking!