Omg.... Fred the sheep has died

[Crazy]

I just got news today that Fred the Sheep was sent to war in Afghanistan today. As he went down from his plane his parachute got lost in his wool.... Just goes to show that you should always shave before going into war. It is said that he died with a lot of pain. Inclusing a 10 ton rocket up his ass and a pistol shot in his privates. They decided to detonate the bomb to see what happens with a afgahnistanian bomb. It appears there is a lot of brown stuff and red strings everywhere and a samsung walkam 302 is made during the explosion. It is also said that sheeps do not have thumbs so he was screwed anyway.


RIP Fred. You were screwed from the start.

[virusqueen]

Ill be honest, i think that fred wasnt the real one........the real one was seen at paddington station earlier this evening wearing nylon stockings and red stiletto's.

Me thinks fred has had his identity stolen and the said sheep lied about his age to get into the flock,soon after being sent to afganistan it was found that said sheep was kebabed by his parachute

Sauces in afganistan say that said sheep didnt suffer but tasted delicious


(LOL omg i must be tired)

[Ragman]

OMG, Fred kebabed, i dont beleive it... oh well, as long as he is in Paddington and in Dan's fishnets and Red stiletto's im sure he is safe...

Nice post Ethan